one liners in 140 words

One liners in 140 words **************************** Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. **************************** Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! ***************************** Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative The more success, The more relatives. ************************** Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. ************************* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be ******************************* Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager *************************** The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. **************************** Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. ******************************** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ******************************** Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. ******************************** An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her. ************************************* There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. ***************************************** There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... And then it was too late *************************************** Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent. ***************************************

Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 words

zindagi sari chah me gujri,
umar sari guanah me gujri.
ek khushi hum ne dil se maangi
wo bhi gam ki pnaha me gujri..

missing you sms in 140 words

Oye mere yaar
Mere dildar
Meri Ferrari Car
Meri Gitar
Mere Dil k taar
Meri Roti k Achar
Mere Sone ka Haar
I Miss u Yaar

HAPPY NAVRATRI In 140 Charachters

kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate
HAPPY NAVRATRI

Inspirational Sms In 140 Words

Race can Not Be won By Accelerating on "Top Gear" But It can be won Only by changing The gear On Right Time...

True lines in hindi

True lines in hindi Bachpan meham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe. . . Aur aaj waha jaha charger ki pin lag sake...

Sad Love Shayari in 140 words

Kisi ne hamein aashiq kaha,
Kisi ne hamein deewana kaha,
In aankhon mein aansu tab aaye,
Jab apnon ne hamein begana kaha

Papa beta Jokes in Hindi

Papa beta Jokes in Hindi

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye
Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao
Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ? 
Aap v bear pejiye na..

SMS in 140 Words

 SMS in 140 Words
"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

 SMS in 140 Words
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"

 SMS in 140 Words
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...


 SMS in 140 Words
 Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........




 SMS in 140 Words
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

 SMS in 140 Words

 
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**


When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you




 SMS in 140 Words
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

 SMS in 140 Words
Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...


To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!


Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.



Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

 SMS in 140 Words
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)