Teacher sms in 140 words

 Teacher Pappu Jokes

Teacher : Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye,
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu : Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti...
Teachar Shocked Pappu Rocked..

Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 words

 Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 words

Aapki har khata manjur hai, aapka har shikwa kabul hai,
nahi jaante kya rishta hai aapse humara,
par jo bhi hai mujhe dil se kabul hai.

Aaj muskurane ko jee chahta he,har gam bhulane
 ko jee chahta hai,aapki yaad me msg kya bhejun,
 khud aapke pass aane ko jee chahta hai.

Hanthon me hoti hai, lakire hazar,kisi me gam to
 kisi me khushi.na jane vo kaun si lakir hai,
jisne likha hai tera pyar.


Aapki dosti humare suron ka saz hai, aap jaise dost
 par hame naz hai, chahe kuch ho jaye zindgi mein,
dosti vaisi hi rahegi jaise aaj hai

Phoolon ke chaman me ek gulab hamara ho,
 yadon ki bahar mein ek pal hamara ho,
khuda kare ki jab aap yad karo apno ko,
unme ek naam hamara ho

Navratri Hindi Sms In 140words

Door Ki Sunti Hai . Maa Paas Ki Sunti Hai . Maa To Akhir Maa Hai . Maa To Har Majboor Ki Sunti Hai . . HAPPY NAVRATRI.

Love Jokes in 14 words

Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 words

zindagi sari chah me gujri,
umar sari guanah me gujri.
ek khushi hum ne dil se maangi
wo bhi gam ki pnaha me gujri..

missing you sms in 140 words

Oye mere yaar
Mere dildar
Meri Ferrari Car
Meri Gitar
Mere Dil k taar
Meri Roti k Achar
Mere Sone ka Haar
I Miss u Yaar

True lines in hindi

True lines in hindi Bachpan meham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe. . . Aur aaj waha jaha charger ki pin lag sake...

Navratri Wishes SMS in 140 words

Navratri Wishes SMS in 140 words

N-Nav 
A-Aarti 
V-Vandna 
R-Roshni 
T-Tez 
R-Rakhnewali 
A-Ambe Maa
Aap ki manokamna puri kare."JAI MATA DI".

Navratri SMS in 140 words

Navratri Hindi SMS in 140 words 

Jagat paalan haar hai ram,
mukti ka dham hai ram.
hamari bakti ke adhar hai ,
ham sab ki raksha ke ye avatar hai
'happy navaraatri to u .

Hindi Friendship SMS in 140 words

Rasta tootgaya magar safar bhakee hai.
Aina tootgaya magar nazar bhaki hai.
Am kitnebi door rahe aap ki yaad amare dil me rehti hai.

Papa beta Jokes in Hindi

Papa beta Jokes in Hindi

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye
Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao
Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ? 
Aap v bear pejiye na..

Hindi SMS in 140 words

 Love Hindi SMS in 140 words
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Hindi SMS in 140 words
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Friendship Hindi SMS in 140 words
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye

Funny Hindi SMS in 140 words
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Comedy Hindi SMS in 140 words
Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!