one liners in 140 words

One liners in 140 words **************************** Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. **************************** Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! ***************************** Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative The more success, The more relatives. ************************** Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. ************************* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be ******************************* Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager *************************** The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. **************************** Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. ******************************** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ******************************** Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. ******************************** An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her. ************************************* There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. ***************************************** There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... And then it was too late *************************************** Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent. ***************************************