one liners in 140 words

One liners in 140 words **************************** Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. **************************** Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! ***************************** Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative The more success, The more relatives. ************************** Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. ************************* A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be ******************************* Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager *************************** The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. **************************** Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. ******************************** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. ******************************** Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. ******************************** An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her. ************************************* There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. ***************************************** There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... And then it was too late *************************************** Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent. ***************************************

Dasara SMS in 140 words

May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.

Navratri Hindi Sms In 140words

Door Ki Sunti Hai . Maa Paas Ki Sunti Hai . Maa To Akhir Maa Hai . Maa To Har Majboor Ki Sunti Hai . . HAPPY NAVRATRI.

Love Jokes in 14 words

Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 words

zindagi sari chah me gujri,
umar sari guanah me gujri.
ek khushi hum ne dil se maangi
wo bhi gam ki pnaha me gujri..

missing you sms in 140 words

Oye mere yaar
Mere dildar
Meri Ferrari Car
Meri Gitar
Mere Dil k taar
Meri Roti k Achar
Mere Sone ka Haar
I Miss u Yaar

Baba ji ka thullu

Baba ji ka thullu arz kiya hai, Mujh se break-up kar k tu bann gayi ullu . . Mujh see break-up kar k tu bann gayi ullu . . . . Maine toh nayi patta lii tujhe kya milla ? Baba ji ka thullu

HAPPY NAVRATRI In 140 Charachters

kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate
HAPPY NAVRATRI

Motivational Sms In 140 Words

"If you want to Shine like sun,
First you have to Burn like it..,
Because Difficulties
Always Lead towards Success."